Posted by OZNL (in a playful mood) on September 06, 2004 at 01:35 [211.30.21.57]
In Reply to: Johnipoohs visit to the beach posted by Johnipoohs on September 03, 2004 at 19:25
This rollicking tale revolves around our hero “Johnipoohs”. Johnipoohs’ primary objective in life appears to be using the more socially challenging aspects of his fetish to shock and alienate as wide a swathe of the general community as may have suffered the misfortune of being in physical proximity to him.
Johnipooh’s recount of his sordid adventures has in itself been a triumph of illiteracy over stupidity. Somebody has moved the keys on his keyboard (that’s the flat buttony thing in front of the televisiony bit in case you were wondering Johnipoohs). As a consequence of that, there’s a fair degree of alphabetical confusion going but when it comes to “confused”, our hero fits in like a pavement-pizza outside a Friday night pub.
Johnipooh’s strategy is to spread understanding and enlightenment together with a considerable quantity of his faecal material by parading about exposing his smelly, loaded nappy to as many public beachgoers as possible both in and out of the water. Men, woman, children and teenagers all respond with reciprocating displays of tolerance and respect thus perpetuating the perceptions and attitudes towards this fetish by the community at large..
It is during Johnipoohs’ attempts to thus attired, partake of lunch (presumably with which to create more poo) that the long arm of the law snatches our hero from liberty, providing at least olfactory relief for his fellow diners.
Fortunately, his incarceration is brief. This probably has more to do with the arresting officer being dismayed and confused by the nature of the charge, paperwork and the smell in the station rather than any inherent injustice of the original arrest. And so Johnipoohs’ is released back into the community whereupon we may discover what wisdom he has acquired.
“What next?” we ask ourselves. “How much more can Johnipoohs do in the interests of promoting a reasonable tolerance of this lifestyle?”
Perhaps he could consider gassing himself.
I only hope that the feeble 5 watt bulb of Johnipoohs’ flickering intellect is sufficient for him to remember to keep on breathing until he again blunders into a keyboard near us.
I gave it a “One Star” rating: primarily because it at least wasn’t posted entirely in upper case.