Posted by Fish Guy on August 25, 2008 at 22:59 [67.174.219.189]
In case anyone's wondering, this is a MALE story. I would figure the name 'fish GUY' would point that out, but just in case there's somebody out there that hasn't caught on yet. Anyway, for all those people who like to read about a dude taking a dump in his pants, this is for you. (I'll read about a dude loading his pants once in a while, but i prefer women :)
There's nothing amazing about what I did last night, just crapped my underwear. I got off work late last night and sat down in front of my computer. I wasn't looking at anything in particular, just browsing when I could feel the pressure on my lower intestine. I could feel that it was going to be a firm load, so I had to give it a good, hard push to get things moving. Once it started to come out, it pretty much slid out on it's own. I was playing with it for a little while, using my muscles to pull it back in, then let it slide out again.
(this post may take me a while to type. I'm also watching that episode of South Park where Stan's dad competes with Bono over who took the biggest crap. I thought it was funny that as I type this, that episode comes on.)
Anyway, I eventually let it slide out to a point where a sizeable lump broke off into my underwear. After that, I went all out and just let it all slide out into there. It came out easy because I hadn't crapped in about three days. once a majority of it slid out, I pushed the rest of it out. When I was done, I had a solid mass of poop about the size of a softball in the back of my blue boxer-briefs. Even before I saw it in the mirror, I knew it was about that size because of the weight of it when I stood up. It pulled down my underwear to the point of hanging down and giving me a plumber's crack. I walked to the bathroom, feeling the ball of poo hitting the back of my legs as I walked. The thing I like about boxer-briefs is that it's just tight enough to hold the poo up to me while the leg bands won't let for an easy escape of poo. When I was in the bathroom, I got into the tub and sat down in it. I didn't smear it around, partly because firm poo isn't as fun to smear, but also because I didn't want to clean up the mess.
I just wanted to feel it pressed up against my skin... It's always so funny how warm it is. I think that's what I like the most about crapping myself is the warmth; that and the thought that I'm doing something that's not socially acceptable.
Anyway, when I was done, I cleaned up the mess. my least favorite part. It didn't take me too long to clean up the mess. My turd clogged the toilet again, but I figure that was going to happen. The good ol' plunger fixed that problem. When I was done cleaning up, I beat off for a while, then fell asleep naked. It was a long day and I was too tired to put any clothes on.
Well, that's my story. It's pretty much the same as all my other stories, but Stephanie's request for a new one encouraged me to post this one. By the way, thank you for the positive feedback Stephanie :) . By the way, if anyone wants to chat with me over aim, or send me an email, i'll post an email or my aim. I'm also willing to get an msn or other instant message account. Females only please. I'll read about a guy dropping a dook in his skivvies, but I don't think I want to talk to a guy about it.
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