Posted by mike on August 18, 2008 at 00:36 [67.188.66.61]
When I posted yesterday's story I was quite satisfied with the way my run turned out. I don't really want to wear briefs or anything like that for this sort of public activity because I don't want to clean up the mess that follows carrying it around for a while. I like the actual messing but not the cleanup.
Tonight I went for a run and about a mile into it I was already losing the battle. I didn't feel the need to go before I left but I was struggling in no time. I didn't really want to shit my pants tonight but it wasn't really up to me. My body was ready to let it go. I didn't even make it to my pre-designated spot when I had to step off the sidewalk and spread my legs knowing there would be shit falling out of my shorts. A
fter I was done it was hanging on inside my shorts and not falling out. So I pulled down my shorts and upon squatting down it finally broke free. It was at that moment that I saw my roommate's car go by me. I couldn't be seen where I was but that meant that someone would be home when I got there. I couldn't soak my shorts tonight. Oh well. I pulled my shorts down enough to keep them away form my messy ass and ran the rest of the way home. I went right for the shower when I got home and had no trouble cleaning up. I didn't even have any skidmarks in my boxers. So far I've been pretty successful with my messy public endeavors.
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