Posted by Treetop 84 on April 27, 2008 at 06:15 [70.223.53.96]
Earlir yesterday I tok some "colon cleanser". After a good night of beer drinking at the local pub I picked up 2 half lb french dip sandwiches and some onion rings to go and headed home. Just to be on the safe side I put on a pair of Good Nites on and went to bed. No problems got up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom, no accidents.
At around 5:00 this morning I could feel some rumbleing in the tummy goin on and I knew I was about to explode. Mind you I'm still half asleep, but as I lay on my back hot runny shit started gurgleinng in to to my pants. by the time I was done the goodnites we're filled beyond capacity and all the way up the front to boot. But no leaks! I just laid their afraid to move in case I did have a leak. Eventualy I had to get up to get a bottle of water, I had a bad case of "cotton mouth" I just coultn't belive how loaded my pants were yet everything was held intact, I was hard by this time which concerned me especially with the front of my pants filled. I didn't want to create any gap and have poop runing down my leg so I relaxed and carefully climbed back into bed. I was in no mood to contend with clean up an soon fell asleep. The best part is I dreamt that I was hanging out with some old freinds. we shared a suite at some hotel in a city. DC maybe. Anyway In the dream i had a pair of goodnites on. It was morning and we were getting ready to leave and i was still in bed with a diaper on wich was filled by now. I didn't want to get up for eveyone to see. it's one thing to shit your pants, it's another to have an intentionaly loaded diaper on. They didn't seem to notice so I was patient. My freinds started hopping on the bed trying to get me up but i wouldn't budge, I couldn't believe they didn't know what I had done. From what I remember I never got the opportunity to change. We checked out and went to the lobby for breakfast. Here I am with an obvious odor but stil know one says anything and no one is acting strange even the strangers in the resaurant. While sitting down my bowels kicked in again and did some more damage to my alrady trashed good nites. now they were starting to really smell and leak! Of couse I had beige pants on and poop stains were going to be quite visible on me and the upholstery I was sitting on. I panicked and got up and left. Here I was in a city far from home no car, no change of clothes or anywhere to clean up and I was In an overflowing pants!!! I felt so embarrased and had no clue what to do. What would have you done? I was a total mess, clean up in a bathroom would have been worse. I'm sure you've been there where taking off your pants to clean up would creat more of a mess than just leaving them on and keeping everything contained. Just like any dream though I woke up and remebered I was still in a well loaded pants.
I got up carefuly, bubbling and gurgleing with every step. Now I had to pee really bad and these godnites were filled with runny shit. I knew If I peed they no doubt would leak. so I got my prep tools out. platic baggie fresh pants towel etc and proceded to the bathtub. My pants wer so full that I knew shit was going to gush out as soon as I started to pull them off, so at this point I said "what the hell why stop now?, I'm in the tub I might as well pee." Now this was amazing! I peed quite a bit and the diaper was already saturated with runny shit that it had no where to go. I thought for sure these things will start leaking! But they didn't!! I literally was floating in my pants. they had filled all the way up the back and I was sloshing around. I thought about what it would be like out in public like this. Finally I felt a couple dribble and decided just to turn on the shower and take care of things. Clean up was realatively a breeze and was quite an experience. I don't think I've ever been that loaded since I was a kid.
I should have taken pictures to preseve the moment but my camera was in my truck and if I was too lazy to get to take a dump i was definitely not getiing dressed to go get my camera. I'll try to take some next time.
It definitely reinforced the idea though that I don't want to do this helpless in public!
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