Posted by Houstonian on April 12, 2008 at 04:31 [76.30.110.42]
There is a group of is that grew up together, and we all meet every few months for drinks and dinner. It's our way of staying connected.
A couple of nights ago we met around 5 PM at a local restaurant. Jennifer picked up Lisa from work, and the plan was for me to take Lisa home, as she lives closer to me. Dinner was fine, and we finished up and departed around 7:30. Traffic was a nightmare, and we were slowing inching our way home. Lisa said to me "traffic needs to speed up, I need to go to the bathroom". I jokingly said "don't pee in my seat", to which she responded "I don't need to pee, I need to poop". (Keep in mind we've all known each other 45 years or so)
We kept creeping along and Lisa was kinda sqirming in her seat, and I smelled a fart. "Did you poop?" I asked jokingly? "Nope. That was a fart. But if you weren't with me I would". I laughed "No you woulnd't". "Oh yea I would" she said "tell you that YOU'VE never pooped your pants when you've really had to go". I was like "no, I haven't". "Bullshit" Lisa said. I prodded "So, if you're like driving and need to go, you'll just go in your panties?" She said "Yes, and you're lying if you said you've never done it". I laughed, and the subject soon changed.
Lisa was dropped off at her house without any further event, or conversation on the subject.
It was interesting anyway......