Posted by Paul on April 09, 2008 at 06:15 [86.157.102.127]
I wear a nappy,
So I'm really happy.
I'm sat at my computer,
Playing with my hooter.
My DVD recorder drive is knackered,
Underneath a car my cat got splatterd.
I just threw a cigarette out of my window,
It landed in my neighbours kids head - doh.
I have an ulcer on my gum,
and I have a mole on my bum.
My wife is quite sad,
Cos I urinated on her Dad - he said I was bad.
Some of this poem is true,
Some is a lie, because I don't have a mole on my bum,
But it rymed with gum.
I take anabolic steroids to make my muscles big and hard,
But no no no, I'm no retard.
I crashed my lorry in to a bridge in Plymouth last week,
I was looking at a sheep when it happened, thinking deep.
This poem is crap, this poem should be shorter,
But sat here at my desk, drinking water - I don't care cos I'm loosing my hair.
Are you still reading? Thinking what the fuck?
Would you believe me if I said I bought a duck?
We'll I did, and I called it tim.
I don't know if it's a boy or girl, but it looks like a him.
Nappy rash is bad,
It makes me sad.
My wife is called Donna,
I would not even wish this rash upon her.
Have a good day, to all those in the UK.
If your not in the UK... then hay! Godday mate.