Posted by jerry on January 28, 2004 at 09:11 [67.30.207.222]
There's an old rhyme that goes something like his: "I've shit in England. I've shit in France. But, before I'll shit here, I'll shit in my pants. Has anyone ever done this? I mean, if the toilet was really discusting, you were afraid to use the available toilet, or just didn't use public toilets, and either couldn't hold it any longer or made the conscious decision to do it in your pants. I've done this a few times in my life. The first as a kid at my great grand parents place in the country. They didn't have indoor plumbing and I was terrified to go into the Johnny house. I held it as long as I could, and then pooped in my pants. Twice as an adult, I had to go so bad that it was almost coming out. Both times the toilets were so filthy that just looking inside made me nearly throw up. I just gave up and pushed the mess into my pants. The last time it happened I was on the way to work. I shit in my pants and called in sick.
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