Posted by dirtyjeans on January 20, 2004 at 17:31 [209.43.105.24]
Today, I was wearing an extremely tight pair of LEI jeans, so tight I had little wiggle room (I normally wear size 11 but was wearing size 7 instead). As I was driving, I felt the urge to let loose a nice, mushy load. It had been building for a couple of hours. I got to the point where I just couldn't hold it any more and began to relax my bowels.
For about 15 seconds straight hot, smelly poop worked its way into every available area between my butt and the jeans. I mean, they were filled more than ever before. Best yet, I had to sit in traffic for about 30 minutes before I could peel them off! Cleanup was a real mess.
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