Posted by Loaded Panties on January 18, 2004 at 12:19 [24.127.165.110]
In Reply to: Have you ever had your underwear stolen posted by Mark on January 18, 2004 at 05:47
I once worked for a laundry that serviced hotels and would always delight in finding silky panties that fit. I would "enjoy" them before laundering and the owners would get them back little knowing that they had been shit, pissed and cum in! As for out-and-out theft, that was the only way to acquire silky dainties without suffering the humiliation of facing a sales clerk.
I once actually bought a cheap pair of nylon full briefs at an all night food market, in a strange town, along with a squash and some other sundries; whereupon I took them to a secluded spot and parked my van and had an orgy of fucking myself, while sucking my thumb, and ultimately shoving the squash all the way up my ass and shitting it out into the panties repeatedly until finally a huge turd followed! Ooooooh, I was in glory and mortified at the same time, as I had nowhere to bathe. After cleaning up as best I could with paper towells, I dumped the turd, panties, squash and dirty paper towells into a dumpster. If anyone had looked they would have known what went on.
I stayed in that town quite a while because it had a good adult book store with a darkend room in back for peep shows where the pickings were very good. There were men and boys of all ages who would go there to watch the shows and jack off; the older men were so appreciative when I sucked their fascid cocks; one actually got half hard and came. But the adolescent gushers were the best; couldn't slurp enough cum in those days. I gave many blowjobs daily and shit my pants when I could. I used to love walking around with shit in my pants and bathing at the bus station public showers late at night. There was this one married guy who sought me out frequently for blowjobs and finally asked if he could fuck me. Where? I asked. And he drove me to his house (the wife wasn't there) and fucked me several times on their big bed. I felt so naughty getting fucked on his wife's bed; I sucked his asshole and licked his crack and balls thorouhly. When he was in the bathroom I quickly went through her underwear but alass it didn't fit. I asked if I could shower and shit a pair of his Jockeys in the bathroom. I wonder what he thought when he found them rinsed out and hanging on the shower door?
That was the most erotic summer of my life. I would stop at rest stops and often got to suck off in my van. Usually nervous married men with their whole family in the car a few feet away not susspecting a thing! There was this family at a camp ground where I parked that I enjoyed over a period of a couple weeks, one by one, mostly with the father who visited often, not realizing that his wife too visited a couple of times when he was hiking with the kids; and last but not least the teen age son and daughter, seperately of course; ironically the girl wouldn't fuck but gave me a great blowjob and the boy who stuck a finger up his ass when I blew him was delighted when I offered to fuck him. I think of that family from time to time and wonder if the truth ever came out among them. Hitch hikers were almost always amenable for blowjobs.