Posted by H2BC on August 12, 2010 at 22:16 [174.25.170.109]
And how! I have had the runs for several days now. It has royally sucked. This morning, I had a nightmare that I was stuck at this weird college, and that I wasn't able to get to my job, and for some reason, my cell phone didn't work, so I was totally going to get fired for "no call no show". I woke up in a panic, and realized I was halfway through completely voiding my bowels in bed, and there was nothing I could do to stop it. After screaming at my blankets because they were getting tangled up in my legs as I was trying to get them off me, I got up, cleaned myself up, called in sick to work, set a doctor's appointment, and then cleaned up my bedding and put it in the laundry. The doctor wasn't my regular doctor, and she was actually pretty hot, so it was weird talking to her about "sharting" and shitting the bed and such. She told me I have some kind of stomach virus, and that there's not much I can do but rest and drink lots of fluids. Tonight, I'm going to wear a diaper to bed, even though I don't normally wear them, just in case I have a repeat performance.
Just thought I would share. No, it's not any fun.. Especially since there's this hot latino chick who totally wants me to come over and fuck the hell out of her tonight. I know scat play totally grosses her out from previous conversations, and she has no idea that I would love for her to shit in a diaper, lol.
Hopefully I'll be better by tomorrow night, because I'm going over there, even if Six Flags is in the middle of construction on the newly annexed water ride in my ass.
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