Posted by Adventurer on July 26, 2010 at 14:46 [70.57.170.47]
I told my wife I had to pick up a box at the Post Office to ship a package to someone out East. I spend a lot of time restoring old documents on the computer and therefore spend a lot of time on the computer. She wanted to go to Wall Mart to pick up some things and I said we can eat breakfast at Burger King (I like their French toast sticks). I knew before we left that the pressure building up within me was not going to let me get back home as clean as when I left so I broke down and put on a pair of plastic pants over my under ware. The small size that will conceal odor only temporarily. I will occasionally wear them when I think an AOP (Accidently On Purpose) is in the cards, I am traveling locally and my wife is with me. The pants I wear is light weight and I can't feel them as they are only slightly larger than my under pants.
We ate breakfast returned a rental DVD at Block Buster Video and off to Wall-Mart we went. Wouldn’t you know it? The restroom was being cleaned when we arrived. Timing couldn’t have been better. My wife had quite a bit of shopping to do and I knew the Post Office doesn't have a public rest room! Great! The stage was set. After shopping we went to the Post Office and I was teasing cotton when I went in and picked up the box. When I got back in the car I asked "Do ya love me?"
"Sure I do" she responded playfully.
Then I said: "Say yes".
She said "yes!" not knowing what she was saying yes to.
I told her, "As you know the restroom at Wal-Mart was being cleaned. I have to go very badly and I can't make it home."
She said there is a rest stop near here you can go there.
I said; "No I can't I can't make it to the rest stop." At that point I let go with a very large and very solid poop. It was very soothing as I haven't been able to do it in public for quite a while. Because I had on the plastic she didn't say anything about what I did as the odor was contained. We talked casually all the way home and she didn't show any displeasure at what I had done. When I got home I had to help take in the things we purchased and walk 300 feet to pick up the trash cans as the trash truck had already picked up the trash for the week. When I got into the house I got something to eat and a drink. I was a little clumsy and spilled some of the drink on the table so we cleaned up the small mess I had made together. She said you’re a little clumsy today as we cleaned up the mess. I finished my drink and ate some of the dried fruit we have been drying then I came up to the computer for about 20 minutes to finish some work I had started before we left. Then I went to the master bathroom to clean up cleanup. When I am a mess like I was I always ask her if she needs the bathroom before I do so she doesn't have to put up with my stink. She said "No." so I proceeded to the chore of cleaning up my dastardly deed. The Poop was soft ball sized and firm with only moderate staining. I must say that the only reason my wife didn't say anything about what I had done was the fact that for the hour I sat in my poop the plastic concealed my odor. This was one pleasurable morning.
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