Posted by Heimdall on July 15, 2010 at 09:14 [161.58.86.203]
Forsooth! I am mighty Heimdall, the sentinel who standeth guard at the rainbow bridge Bifrost that leads to the City of the Gods, Asgard. I have loved soiling mine britches since time immemorial, and now dost I seek a goddess of the Eternal Realm who also loves to expel dung into her undergarments. Verily, giantesses, dwarves, and elemental spirits may contact me as well, provided that they were blessed with feminine parts through birth, not surgery! Hyuck hyuck! Contact me forthwith, maiden fair, and we shall void our bowels together as befits warrior born! FOR ASGARD!
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