Firstly, many thanks to dlmolicares for his post currently on the most recent archive, as his ideas led to this.
Ok, so despite being a chronic bedwetter when I was a child, I have had few wettings in older life, and none for the 4 years I have been with my gf (apart from one little episode when I was dreaming I could pee and did, but it was only a little and I was able to get away without her spotting it).
I know that being able to wet the bed by total accident is something that many people on this board want to do and cannot do. We have been through ideas such as regression using nappies 24/7 etc, but for those with partners, it is impossible. And just getting drunk, while it works for some people on occaisions, I'm sure many people like me have tried and tried only to wake up dry and disappointed every time. Bedwetting through alcohol is something I managed only a few times, around ages 16-18, and I always found it was more that, while semi asleep I had decided to 'be naughty' and I never seemed to wet more than a few spurts. The only alcohol based real wetting I had was when I passed out at New Year of 2001/02, and woke up wet.
What I really want to be able to do it just flick a switch, and that night I'll wet the bed whilst sound asleep. Many people are with me right?
Well, my girlfriend went away for a few days yesterday, so based on what dlmolicares had said, I tried something.
Starting around 6pm, I drunk lots of water and coke, about a litre of each, and took three tablets of Dandelion with Burdock. These are health tablets, made by Viridian, and harmless, you can't OD on them! The first step is to mess the bladder up a bit (not in an unhealthy or permanent way), and I did this by not going to the toilet. I held it in and held it in. I was so deperate that I was unable to do anything with my hands and was bouncing around all over the place, but I don't seem able to lose control so I'm just in that kind of discomfort you get from feeling like you are gonna explode! When I could take the feeling no more, I had some fun and wet my pants!
Anyway, the was by about half seven and I cracked on with the drinking, a mix of beer, water and pepsi max! It wasn't long before I needed to go again, beer and dandilion seems to go right through me. About 7.55 I could feel my bladder filling a bit so I thought, don't pee before 8.45 and you should get some good desperate time! I broke about 8.25, I could take no more!
Anyway, you get the idea, and I took a few more Dandilion with Burdock pills and carried on with the drinking. In total I drank 10 bottles of Budweiser, 3 litres of water, 3 litres of Pepsi Max and took 9 Dandelion tablets (which isn't as much as it sounds, you are supposed to take 3 after each meal if you are using them for their intended purpose!).
Finally, stumbling around quite drunk with a few piles of pissed clothes, I got into bed about 10.30. I used a couple of those pampers bed pads, which are very good and absorb a lot of pee. I also covered my 'top' side with another bed pad so I didn't get pee on the duvet (if I did wet the bed). But lets get something straight, I went to sleep with the bed dry. I was dry, the bed was dry, I was expecting to just wake up the next morning, dry as usual.
Around an hour later, I woke up. Oh my god, I feel damp! A quick reach to pull the covers off and I suddenly get a shocked feeling - the duvet covers are wet. I pulled the duvet back and sure enough, I was soaked. The duvet was wet because I had peed enough for the pads under me to leak a bit, and thus had also wet the sheets and matress slightly. Thats how I know it was a total accident - if I had woken even slightly there is no way I would have wanted to wet enough to get the actual bed wet - my gf sleeps in it too!
Anyway, I got changed from my pants that I was wearing in bed, and put some dry pants, some combat trousers and a t-shirt on. I was still very drunk really, I'd only slept it off for an hour, but I knew what had happened as knew I'd had a big break through. I was also aware that I was still drunk, and was wondering if it could happen again in the night. I had one more beer, 3 tablets, a can of pepsi and set myself up on the sofa with another bed pad on top and below me, and covered myself with a blanket.
My idea that I might be drunk enough still for it to happen again turned out to be right, I woke up at 4.30 and had wet the bed again. This time there was not so much, which is understandable as obviously I had less fluid in my system, and the bed pad soaked it up without getting any on the sofa. My combats and other pants were very damo though, and my t-shirt had got a bit too.
I got up, but felt much more sober this time, put some dry pants on and got back into bed, without drinking anything and feeling very sober, I fully expected to wake up dry, which I did at about 8.30 (2 hours ago).
I am very happy, I have had a few similar kind experiments in the past, and this is the first one to have been a resounding success. I know that on no level did I expect to or deliberately wet the bed, which I have not felt with other wettings. In those cases when I try to remember in the morning what happened, I find that although I was asleep, I remember at the time making a deliberate decision to pee, even if it is part of a dream or something.
My ultimate goal is to go to bed with a dry nappy on, go to sleep, and wake up with a wet nappy on. That is not something I have done since my early teens, when my Mum finally took the nappies away permanently. After that there were a few more teenage wet beds, until I finally grew out of it, and I have of course bought my own nappies and wet them in adult life, but always while awake.
Hopefully tonight will be the night!
Aloo
PS Another good point is that, despite a grand total of 11 beers, all that water and pepsi has meant that I have absolutely no hangover at all!
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