In Reply to: Mattress Stain posted by Droopy on May 18, 2008 at 08:58
I had the same matress for a number of years and when I was 16, we moved house and the removal men took it out, I was very embarrased.
Having said that, when you see beds being thrown away, I reckon about half have piss stains on. People get drunk and piss the bed, it happens. Kids wet the bed, it happens.
And more than people think. I love the idea that every Friday or Saturday night, you can guarantee that somewhere in London some hot chick of about 18 or 19 has got really hammered and pissed the bed, and woken up embarrased and ashamed. There are 6 million people in London, it must happen. If bedwetting effects 2% of the adult population that means there are sixty thousand adult bewetters in the city. Well, fifty-nine thousand, nine-hundred and ninety-nine, because I am classing myself as one of them!
If only we could know which hot girls it is that do it!